Hillary is Married?! What is this world coming to?

Hillary and I tend to truly enjoy warning labels like this one here. With warning labels like this, it seems that even the world's least blessed in the IQ department could never get hurt. I mean, how is this to be read? Something like, "no. No, cork in the eye?"

Here is Hillary's clinically wacko (yes that term comes from all my schooling) make up artist. The good news is: she does awesome work. the bad news: she was out of this world crazy. The other good news: you are so distracted by her exteremly large 'man hands' that you tend to miss half the crazy crap that flies out of her mouth while she works. Did I mention that she told Hillary that, "your mother birthed you and brought you to us so she should be the one who should select your make up colors?" First of all, that is bizarre. Second of all, she had a real 'misread' on the listener here. Of all people, do you think Hillary is into that kind of cosmic makeup design commentary?

She is a brat. A cute brat, but a brat, just the same.